"Mash on the Zippy-Zap"

Monmouth County Police Pipes & Drums!




The tour of Georgia was a success. We made the Savannah paper (Savannah Now). Can you see us in the picture? Really, we're in there - try leaning in a little. (Karen says we were wearing green. Does that help?)

I had too many adventures to tell, so for my fellow revelers, this about sums it up - everyone else use your imagination, it needs exercise anyway:

"Do you know Danny Boy?" * boiled peanuts * mmm...goat meat * bagpipes * "The beatings will continue until morale improves" * hard right vs. soft right * "I hate short people" * kilts are wicked hot * "Everyone hates the word moist" * "Did you make a nest back there? You're like a rat" * "I don't think he could dunk, even on PCP" * bagpipes ("I almost peed my pants") * "McDonald's soap doesn't taste very good" * vat babies and marsupials ("Will you be my patent lawyer?") * bagpipes * OCD and tourette syndrome * intents and purposes * "Restrooms are for patrons only, by a drink" (sic)* blesshou * quaff * bagpipes * "I'm starting to think I have more in common with Karen" * Sonic vs. Chickfillet * X-Men, the Phoenix Saga * vegetables = guys * Arctic Monkeys * "Hey bitches!" * I heart Pink Floyd * Walter's van * chandelier earrings and fleece (but they match) * "I hear bagpipes!" * "Do you have alcohol?" "Coke?" "No, AL-CO-HOL" * The first 10 minutes of The Boondock Saints * "I hate people that spell St. Patty's with D's" * mechanical bull * milkshakes vs. malts * "It'd be cool to be around for the end of the world" (that's great it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes and aeroplanes. Oh, come on, we were in Athens, I had to) * rainwater vs. frost * bagpipes (theme anyone?) * "Are you fucking kidding me?" (Jersey style) * laura/laurie/loren * CAGE * "Midgets deserve love too" "Yeah, from other midgets" * You've lost that loving feeling * "Is our luggage still back there?" * Jell-O shots from the magic bag * pipes and drums * "Is your number really 5555?" * "What did the goat do to become infamous?" * Summer of Love warm-up...

For the record (points of arguement):

Panda Bears are bears, not raccoons.

Beluga Whales are whales and a few are swimming in the Georgia Aquarium at this very moment. This moment, of course being 3/21/2006 - why, what moment are you in? Are you reading Slaughterhouse-Five again? Time travel does not really exist - snap back to reality (oh, there goes gravity; oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked; he's so mad, but he won't give up that easy...ummm...sorry, sometimes I channel white rappers).

Polar Bears have clear fur.

Harry Potter IV was not the most expensive movie ever made; it is a nasty rumor. No real reliable source for this info, but everyone seemed to agree and since I am a lemming, (I think maybe I should write a blog...that would be sooo very clever of me) I also agreed. Apparently Cleopatra has the record after inflation adjustment, followed closely by Titanic and/or Spider-Man 2.

Yellowstone is going to blow up like nobody's business.

Evan's blog is funny. Cheers

Told you it was DUCK tape first.

- lada