Free Association: I

I prefer black ink over blue, blue skies over grey, grey to gray, Dorian Grey over Earl Grey, my Uncle Earl to the Duke of Earl, but never Duke over North Carolina. Go Tar Heels! Heels over loafers, loafing over working, working over the poorhouse, houses overlooking the lake are best. Lake Michigan beats the Great Salt Lake, salt is better than ice, ice cream over asparagus, ass is always better than being hard-up, the Up album beats Automatic for the People, automatics are not as fun to drive as sticks, sticks may break bones, but names will never hurt me, hurting is way better than dying, in fact, to dye also beats to die, diets are lame, but are better than being fat, though fat can have advantages in the freezing cold. Colds are better than scarlet fever, scarlet letters don't compare to red letter days, nor are days as alluring as nights, knights that say "Ni!" always beat knights in white satin, satin beats Satan - Satan is about as low as you can go.

I also like college lined paper much better than wide rule. But that's a whole other story. . .

- lada only hears what she wants to