I'm coming back as a rhinoceros.
It says almost 27% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than me - but really, what could be better than a rhino?
- lada rolls in the mud and gores anyone that annoys her
Monday, May 01, 2006
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I can think of plenty of things better than a rhino. At least then you wouldn't be brutally slaughtered for your horn. Just throwing it out there.
And I certainly wouldn't wanna come back as a North American Bison.
http://www.gprc.org/images/bison_skull_pile.html
shark
russ will be an elephant (too bad, he so loved to jump...)
Damn I'm an elephant too. Long years of living as a jump challanged, 4 kneed, life support system for a big nose (oh no not again!).
Since they are pre-jump moves I wonder if hopping and skipping are automatically ruled out as well.
With those tusks better hope for a good dental plan (good thing Karen isn't an elephant)..D
This website doesn't work for me, but I'm confident I would come back as a lion or a grizzly or something. I'm just cool like that.
sharks absorb.
parrots absorb, blot, consume, devour, drink in, imbibe, ingest, ingurgitate, osmose, plim, soak up, take in, sop up, sponge up
squwak!
I was a tiger. Figures, tigers are strong...and cool. Although, perhaps with the career choice, a shark would be better.
Dude- I'm comin' back as a Gorilla :-) Pretty tough to argue with I'd say!
-Peenutt
I can gore a gorilla or a tiger...
Besides Matt C. will be a rhino too, we can be a rhino pack! Scared? Should be.
Pretty sure rhinos don't form packs. Packs imply predatory animals like wolves. I believe the word you are looking for is 'herd.' But you are wrong all together anyway, cuz rhinos are solitary beasts.
duh, I know, but since Matt and I are friends we decided we would break norm and hang out...and since we plan on goring people together - pack seems fitting
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