As you faithful readers know, the Urban Dictionary is one of my most favorite websites. Look up any random word or phrase and I guarantee their definition is good for a laugh.
Today's Assignment: "What's in a name?"
Go check out the urban definition of you.
Coz:
1. (v) To copy someone else's work and get higher scores than the person you copied it from.
2. (n) A guy that likes to take advantage of drunk juvenile girls.
D:
1. (n) Pagan god in the shady country of Argentina. Most easily recognizable by its huge (read: hypnotic) smile and his devilish hugs which can convert even the most dedicated catholic into a pagan.
First Husband:
1. (n) Ancient Greek translation for "eternal sex-god." It is believed that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men possessing this name are also well endowed.*
Heed:
1. (v) To be pale and to smoke the crack
K-rock:
1. (n) A douchebag
2. (n) A person who deserves to be punched in the liver and pushed into a water fountain.
lada:
1. (n) A drink consisting of vodka, Malibu and lemonade, aptly named because “it makes you sick.”
2. (v) The act of spilling a drink over someone else. Often happens multiple times during a night and is more frequent with alcohol.
M.C.:
1 (n) A loser that was an accident and his parents could not be bothered to think of a real proper name. He is unloved by everyone, but he does not realize it himself. He also tries to make the world a better place, but does the opposite.
Saint:
1. (n) The newest breed of penguin.
2. (n) The modern day Superman, makes little Asian kids cry by hitting them with pillows.
101 Things to do (or don't) before you die - #34:
Do design your own cocktail.
Don't worry about changing the geopolitical scene.
- lada doesn’t like throwing parties like that (but she loves going to them)
*What's Matt? it is nor hand, nor foot,
Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part
Belonging to a man. O, be some other name!
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5 comments:
Oh, the K-rock is perfect. I know a K-rock. She fits this...
Heh, heh, it worked on DJ...D
Crap... I knew someone was going to find out why I spent that summer in Kuala Lumpur.
Invented my own cocktail? Check. Bastard on the rocks.
if i keep getting punched in the liver, will you give me a chunk of yours, darling sister?
Done and done.
Though I cannot make any promises for how well it is functioning of late. A Craig's List liver might be better quality.
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