Here's how it works - Google "(your name) needs" and see what comes up. Here are some of yours that I found oddly relevant - or at least amusing:
Brittney needs to put some clothes on in the first place
Uncle Russ needs YOU! (insert picture of Russ with top hat, pointing forcefully)
Where ever DiAnne needs to go I am there to drive her, whether it be to doctor, specialist, physiotherapist, hairdresser, dentist or friends. . .
Anonymous needs a project with peppers (who doesn't need more pepper projects in life?)
Nick needs some help with changing his kid
Faith needs doubt like children need love
Heather Needs Men . . .Now! (ohmygod, that is scary accurate! )
Tim needs your help. Will sell wife for food
(and my very, very, very favorite) Karen needs a Lobotomy Fund
- again, the lada needs a rest
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Some more google fun for all you flaming liberals out there. Type the word failure and hit the "i'm feeling lucky" button.
Timmie needs a liver
Timmie needs to stop working for the Evil Empire
Tim needs to know that his actions are going to land him in the gutter -- literally.
AND MY ALLTIME FAVORITE:
Tim needs to marry, sire children, teach them to dance and play flute
Ankit needs more time than others to grasp a subject
Dave needs plywood...................
Is it that obvious that I am single? Even google can tell I need a man - or at least a boy toy to occupy me for a while...
good luck to myself finding a man in this wonderful city full of married, engaged, gay, or undate-able
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