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The Cerne Abbas Giant is an 180-foot high outline of a giant, naked man carved into the steep hillside in Dorset, England. The 17th century carving is formed by a trench that is about a foot wide and has long been a revered symbol of fertility among pagans. Today childless couples are known to visit the site in order to copulate in the hope that the very phallic symbol could assist with the conception of a child.
In celebration of the upcoming Simpsons movie, a giant Homer Simpson brandishing a doughnut was outlined in water-based biodegradable paint to the left of the Cerne Abbas giant.

I also discovered that on the The Simpsons website you can create your very own yellow-skinned characters. I decided to make a few of my most handsome readers into official Springfield residents.

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Quote of the day - Homer Simpson: "Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel."

- I'm lada, who the hell are you?