Friday, December 22, 2006

Post Number One Hundred

This is my one hundredth post. (How terribly exciting for you readers - try taking several deep breaths to keep from being overwhelmed by the festivities.)
100 is defined as:
the natural number following 99 and preceding 101
10 squared
the Roman numeral C
being ten more than ninety

Some things to entertain you
The 100 Worst Porn Titles (Sperms of Endearment and Bumpin Donuts)
The Top 100 April Fool's Day Hoaxes of All Time ("Taco Bell buys the Liberty Bell")
100 Funniest Movies of all Time (#35 is Harvey)
The 100 Worst Ideas of the 20th Century (prohibition, suntans, and Crystal Pepsi)
The 100 Best Novels of the Century
100 Ways to Kill a Man on the Silver Screen (only 63 so far but, #14 - dress up like a bat and throw him off a skyscraper - is my favorite)

If you're ever on Jeopardy: Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds - dogs only have about ten.

- a lada in a pear tree

Postscript - (Trivia for a prize) In the Christmas carol “The Twelve Days of Christmas” – what is the total number of gifts that 'my true love gave to me'?

2 comments:

The Dunce Cap Marvel said...

Unless my math is off, you should have:

Drummers -12
Pipers - 22
Lords - 30
Ladies - 36
Maids - 40
Swans - 42
Geese - 42
Golden Rings - 40
Calling birds - 36
French hens - 30
Turtle doves - 22
Pear trees containing partridges - 12

Bringing the gift total to: 364

Anonymous said...

wow - i totally forgot about crystal pepsi. that's what i call grody.
congrats on your 100th post - i'm looking forward to the next 100. lada is always a good source of entertainment/info.